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Her is Jokes are unashamedly borrowed from many sources - that makes it research, not plagiarism. I made one up once and it got told by lots of people - can I claim copyright? - No no, nor would I want to...
...Oh, and the jokes are not guaranteed to make you laugh, only you can do that, but they are guaranteed to feature some of what people refer to as 'politically not correct' language, you have been warned.
I make no apologies for the jokes at the expense of good taste, nor any organised religion either; any church that can react to a comedian by publicly deriding him as a dangerous terrorist, whilst previously blessing the funerals of Pinochet and Franco, and perpetuating the abuse of tens of thousands of children deserves more ridicule than it gets.
Jokes of previous DaysA man is standing on top of the safety wall at the edge of a New York Skyscaper leaning towards certain death. The doorman of the building bravely goes up to try and talk him down.
"Hey... guy...errm, you believe in God don't you?"
The man leans back away from the edge, "yes, yes I do"
"Well so do I!, let's talk this thing..."
The man takes one mini-step away from the edge
The Doorman asks, "So which religion, which church are you?"
"I'm a Christian", he says, "Baptist",
"That's amazing, so am I!" said the doorman, "Which type of Baptist are you?"
"Northern Baptist", said the man takling a good step back from the roof edge.
"AMAZING!, me too", said the doorman, "So, well, are you with the branch that sided with Pastor Corey?"
"YES! said the man.
"Die Dog!" said the doorman pushing him off the roof.
